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Saturday, January 20, 2007

quota: James Brown on God, Life, and Hair

James Brown Quotes
- "The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing."
- "You can take care of yourself, and God helps those who help themselves."
- "Hair is the first thing. And teeth the second. Hair and teeth. A man got those two things he's got it all."
- "It doesn't matter how you travel it, it's the same road. It doesn't get any easier when you get bigger, it gets harder. And it will kill you if you let it."
- "Thank God for the journey."
James Brown 1933 - 2006

quipping post: Crack, Videos, Drunks, and Oneliners

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Can Smoking Crack be Good for You?
If you have trouble getting out of bed in the morning, you're just not motivated enough. That hunger for your next hit of crack will not only get you out of bed, but it'll make you do things you never thought you could do. Smoking crack can also lead to weight loss and increased income streams from theft and prostitution! Click for More Things You Never Knew Were Good For You

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Drinking and Drug Videos:

Video - How NOT to Rob a Liquor Store!

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Top Drunks
See the best drunks of a year ago:

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Video Clips

Drunken Oneliners
- The face is familiar but I can't quite remember my name.
- I swear to drunk I'm not God!
- I said "no" to drugs, but they didn't listen.

More Drunken Logic Oneliners

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questions and answers: Alcoholism and Drug Abuse

Q: Is your drinking or drug use becoming
less fun and more of a problem?

A: Help is always available. See here:

A.A.: Help with Alcoholism

NA: Help with Drug Abuse

Al-Anon: For Family & Friends of alcoholics

Nar-Anon: Family & Friends of drug addicts

The Straight Dope
Get answers to questions about alcoholism, drugs, and addiction:

What are the physical consequences of alcoholism?

Can you get intoxicated without actually drinking alcohol?

What are the long term health effects of marijuana?

Does smoking have any health benefits?

Why is cocaine sometimes cut with strychnine or arsenic?

Is it true Coca-Cola once contained cocaine?

Does Budweiser beer contain chicken hearts?

Is it possible to be addicted to Chap Stick?

Is laughter good medicine?

All Questions

How to Get Sober with a 12 Step Program

Help for Alcohol Problems and Drug Problems

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Monday, January 01, 2007

Sober Season's Greeting and Wishes

Wishing You a Sober Holiday Season and New Year,
One Day at a Time!

"Wondrous is this great blue ship that sails around the mighty sun, Joy to everyone who rides along!" - ELO 'The Jungle' quote

"What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and understanding?" - Elvis Costello

"We don't need no more trouble. What we need is love!" - Bob Marley

Thursday, August 31, 2006

quota: The Rolling Stones' Ronnie Wood on Sobriety

Playing Sober
"Obviously, normal people don't go out to work drunk, but for an alcoholic, it's entirely normal to go out of your brain. That's what I did for years. But hopefully not anymore, hopefully. The last show we played in Paris, I was straight as a die. It did feel weird not to be hiding behind alcohol or dope, but being focused was good."
Quote from: Wood's Confusion at Playing Sober

Stones Sober
"Keith (Richards) still has a few, but even he has been watching himself recently. Mostly we are all very well behaved these days. Charlie (Watts) doesn't touch anything now and Mick (Jagger) will only have a glass of wine on a night off. But it's easier for them - alcohol is in my genes." Quote from: Age Makes Rolling Stones Sober

Drugs & Drinking
"Dope, cocaine, heroin - though I never did like injecting, fortunately, and it was that that probably saved me from OD'ing. I've been lucky: I've lost so many friends to that ... I just think my body can't handle it anymore. I did try a little drink a while back, and I was actually physically ill. I went into an immediate depression, and felt awful, just dreadful. So that's it. I'm over it now. I am."
Quote from: The Complete 'Independent Online' Interview

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quipping post: Addiction Vids, Pics, Jokes, and Free E-Cards

Slippery Places
As my first sponsor, Dave L, used to say, "If you hang around the barber-shop long enough, sooner or later you're bound to get a haircut!" In other words, if you're a recovering alcoholic, you might want to stay away from bars. Here's a short video about a fellow who finds himself in a slippery situation:

Click to Go to the Video Page

Some Will Do Anything for a Beer! -- Pierced -- Bounced -- Competitive

Beer Goggles -- The Morning After -- Karate on Pot -- Marijuana

Good Vibrations -- Tattoo Removal -- Can't Get Online

Animated Hangover -- One Video just for the Ladies!

Free Video E-Cards

Drinking Spillage Joke
A man sitting in the bar found that the front of his trousers was all wet. Turning to the man on his right he asked, "Did you pour beer on my trousers?" "Nope," came the reply. Then, turning to the man on his left, he asked, "Did you pour beer on my trousers?" The man also replied, "Nope." "Then it must be an inside job," he murmured.

Intoxicated Jokes Page

Jokes, Humor, Quotes

Drunk and Drug Videos and Pictures:

Vids: Alcohol Poisoning -- Stoned Journalist -- Depression & Ecstasy

Drug Dealer Dash-- Going Nowhere -- Going Home

Not the Best Way to Handle a DUI

Pics: Wet Drinking Game -- Biker Crack -- Balancing Act

Senior Drug Dealers -- Spongebob Explained -- Psychedelic Van

Earring -- Comfy Heels -- Nose Cup

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12-Step Graphics Page 1

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Daily Recovery Messages

question & answers: Picking Up the Pieces

Q: Tired of pulling yourself together after every drinking or drug binge?

A: You don't have to try and stop alone - there's always hope and help available. See here:

Alcoholics Anonymous: Letter to Anyone New to A.A.

Narcotics Anonymous: Who, What, How and Why

For Family & Friends of alcoholics: What is Al-Anon?

Family & Friends of drug addicts: About Nar-Anon

Treatment Centers Directory & Resources

Alcohol & Drug Addiction Recovery Solutions
Resources for managing your life after treatment for addiction:

AddictionRecoveryTools4U.com

Spiritual River
This website is full of information about the journey of recovery: how to get clean and sober, how a twelve step program works, where to find meetings, and what to expect out of a life of recovery. Dedicated to the twelve steps and exploring spirituality:

SpiritualRiver.com

Christian
Recovery:

For-Him.com

The Other Bar - Confidential Help
For lawyers, judges, and law students:

OtherBar.org

How to Quit Using Meth

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Demons
"I’ll tell you one thing that I know, you don’t face your demons down
You gotta grab 'em, Jack, and wrestle 'em to the ground..."
- Joe Strummer, 'Long Shadow' Lyrics (Thanks Phil!)

Laughter Is Good Medicine
"She had about 17 years clean when she had all her teeth pulled. When she got her dentures, she stood at the podium and took out her teeth to show other recovering addicts that 'You can stay clean through anything.' A guy sitting in the meeting said, sotto voce, 'I'm glad she didn't have a hysterectomy...'" - Two Dogs Blogging Laughter Is Good Medicine

Life, Recovery, Loving Friends and Family, and Dogs

Functional Alcoholic?
"I can’t say that I find it funny that I feel differently about using the word 'functional' in the same sentence with alcoholic. Well, heck yeah, you had a job - you needed to make money to drink didn’t you?..." - Dozen Steps Blog A Functional Alcoholic?

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Power of the Program
"You're only 12 steps away from a new freedom and a new happiness. Just 12, simple steps..."
- Scout's Newcomer Daze The Power of the Program