Saturday, January 20, 2007

quota: James Brown on God, Life, and Hair

James Brown Quotes
- "The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing."
- "You can take care of yourself, and God helps those who help themselves."
- "Hair is the first thing. And teeth the second. Hair and teeth. A man got those two things he's got it all."
- "It doesn't matter how you travel it, it's the same road. It doesn't get any easier when you get bigger, it gets harder. And it will kill you if you let it."
- "Thank God for the journey."
James Brown 1933 - 2006

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Monday, January 01, 2007

Sober Season's Greeting and Wishes

Wishing You a Sober Holiday Season and New Year,
One Day at a Time!

"Wondrous is this great blue ship that sails around the mighty sun, Joy to everyone who rides along!" - ELO 'The Jungle' quote

"What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and understanding?" - Elvis Costello

"We don't need no more trouble. What we need is love!" - Bob Marley