today's quota: Dr Seuss Philosophy, Parodies and Plays

A Collection of Dr Seuss Quotes
- "You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in."
- "A person's a person, no matter how small."
- "Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple."
- "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened!"
- "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
- "I'm sorry to say so but sadly it's true, that bang-ups and hang-ups can happen to you."
- "Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!"
- "And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed!"
- "You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose... You are the guy who'll decide where to go."
- "Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, so get on your way."
- "Fun is good!"

Seusville.com for Kids or the Kid in You

Dr. Seuss Parody - The Rat in the Vat



Tony's Parody Recovery Skits


Links to Original Recovery Play Scripts

quipping post: Darwin Awards for Drunks & Drugs

Darwin Awards Winners
"Six young men and women with no sailing experience were rescued from a stolen luxury yacht after drifting into a pier only 400 metres from its mooring. They had intended to sail around the world, and had packed all the essentials; 60 cans of baked beans, 1000 condoms, some liquor and cola and a library book on navigating by the stars. Lucky for them they were caught, as police report that "they had no fresh water and no food other than baked beans." The would-be sailors have been charged with unlawful use of a vessel. We can all be glad that at least with 1000 condoms, they weren't planning to breed!"

Darwin Awards for Drunks


Darwin Awards for Drugs


Darwin Awards

link queue: Digital Serenity, Suvival, Spirituality, and Game

Digital Serenity
"Nothing matters more to AA's future welfare than the manner in which we use the colossus of modern communication. Used unselfishly and well, it can produce results surpassing our present imagination." - Bill W quote from The Grapevine, November 1960:

DigitalSerenity.org

I Survived
A Story of Addiction, Codependency, and Recovery,
Kay Kopit has made her entire DVD available to watch online:

I Suvived Documentary Online

Addiction Vault
Includes information, articles, writings, experiences, resources, research:

Erowid Addiction Vault

Spiritual Awakening
Twelve signs of awakening at the AllSpirit Website:

Twelve Signs of Awakening


Allspirit.co.uk

Forgiveness
True stories about the power of forgiveness:

LivingForgiven.com

Just Think Twice...

JustThinkTwice.com

Beat the Dealer Flash Game
Try to avoid the drugs the dealer throws at you:

Click to Play the Beat The Dealer Flash Game


Addaction.org.uk


Non-Alcoholic.blogspot.com


IntoxicatedOneliners.blogspot.com


SixThousand.blogspot.com


Email Reality Check

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today's quota: New Year's Resolutions & Lists

Bridget Jones Film Quotes:
- "Have never been happier in entire life. However, must not obsess or fantasize!"
- "I like you, very much... Apart from the smoking, the drinking, the vulgar mother, and the verbal diarrhea."
- "Ah! New year's resolution: drink less, and quit smoking, and quit talking nonsense to total strangers."

The Edge of Reason Film Site



Resolution Tips at Psych Central


PsychCentral.com


Top-Ten Lists of 2005

quipping post: New Yorker New Year

New Yorker Cartoons:

New Year Cartoons

Drunk Cartoons

Alcohol Cartoons

Drug Cartoons

Addiction Cartoons

CartoonBank.com

quick links: Sites, Blogs, Diets, Slides, and Art

A.A. Roots Revival Sound Room
Digitally re-mastered and formatted to MP3. Pitches of original and early members of the program. A.A. audio spanning six decades of recovery:

Sound Room

AARootsRevival.com


Big Book Workshop with Audio
Take the 12 steps as done in the 1940s:

SpiritualSteps.com


AA Collectables

Sincerely Sober Blog
"I want to document my recovery from alcohol addiction. I welcome feedback from anyone, pro or con, humorous or serious, supportive or critical":

SincerelySober.blogspot.com


Just for Today Girl Blog
"Some days not feeling or being numb still sounds like a good idea. It's a short tape though and I know it's not an option. So just for today I am clean and sober":

OneDayAtATime.blogstream.com


2 addictions that probably wouldn't kill you:


CatAddiction.blogspot.com


PhotoAddiction.net


Godlorica
Breaking news on God and other Higher Beings:

Godlorica.blogspot.com


Get Your Quantum Fortune Cookie


Diet Riot
Non diet weight loss site that integrates nutrition, fitness, and hunger healing:

DietRiot.com



OneMoreBite.com


The Slimming Pool Blog


Slide Presentation
Introduction to reducing psychological wounds:

Wounds Reduction


SFHelp.org


Drugs, Drinking, and Addiction Art

Art about Drugs at this Artists' Community Website

deviantART.com---Drinking Art---Addiction Art



WorstCaseScenarios.com


YouThink.com

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today's quota: Season's E-Greetings

"Wondrous is our great blue ship that sails around the mighty sun.
Joy to everyone who rides along!"

Wishing you and yours a very happy holiday!

Click for a Christmas Kitty Sing Along

Free Christmas Flash E-Cards

Free Hanukkah Flash E-Cards




Online daybook of holidays and celebrations around the world

quipping post: Christmas, Drinking, and Drugs Jokes & Cartoons

Christmas Groaner
A man's name is Rudolph, and since he is Russian, people call him "Rudolph the Red." Rudolph looks out the window and says to his wife, "Oh look honey, it's raining outside." She begs to differ, "No, I think that's snow." He looks at her and says: "Rudolph the red knows rain dear."

Christmas Party
Gary and Bill staggered out of their company's Christmas party in New York City. Bill crossed the street, while Gary stumbled in to a subway entrance. When Bill reached the other side, he noticed Gary emerging from the subway stairs. "Where've you been?" Bill slurred. "I don't know," replied Gary, "but you should see the train set that guy has in his basement!"


Christmas Jokes & Humor

3 Pages of Drinking Jokes


Jokes with No R-Rated Content!


100+ Christmas Cartoons at Mark Parisi's Website

100+ Drink Cartoons

100+ Drug Cartoons


3000+ Cartoons Here


Humor can be the best medicine...
But if you or someone you know is still suffering, there's nothing funny about that. You don't have to face it alone - there's always hope and help available. See here:

Alcoholics Anonymous: Letter to Anyone New to A.A.

Narcotics Anonymous: Who, What, How and Why

For Family & Friends of alcoholics: What is Al-Anon?

Family & Friends of drug addicts: About Nar-Anon

christmas quickies: Music, Games, Clipart, and Jungle

Internet Christmas Music at Web-Radio.FM

Sober Santa 2 Game
Using the arrow keys on your keyboard, guide Santa to Christmas drinks without frying him on the electric train tracks. Collect food to help him sober up:

Click to play Sober Santa 2

Sober Santa 1 Game
Same idea, but don't let him fall off the roof:

Sober Santa 1 Game


Lots of Online Flash Jam & Indie Games


Free Clipart

Jungle (an old favorite of mine)
I was standing in the jungle, I was feeling alright
I was wandering in the darkness, in the middle of the night
The moon began to shine, I saw a clearing ahead
But what's that going on? I think I'm out of my head!
A hundred animals were gathered 'round that night
They were singing out a lovely song under the pale moonlight
I stood and stared for quite a while, then a lion sang to me and smiled:
"Come and join us if you so desire."
I said now please explain the meaning of this song you sing
"Wondrous is our great blue ship that sails around the mighty sun
And joy to everyone who rides along!"
Pretty soon I knew the tune
We sat and sang under the moon
And the jungle rang in joyful harmony!
- ELO, from 'Out of the Blue'

The AA Jungle
"AA is the only zoo that's run by the animals!"
- Told to me by my first sponsor, Dave L


Keep your addiction in check and have a safe holiday!

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