Universal Boozing RulesWhether your drinking career is long over or you're still conducting your own alcohol research, you've probably experienced these:
The bar clock moves twice as fast from midnight to last call.
If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.
Never complain about the quality or brand of a free drink.
If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
For every drink, there is a five percent better chance you will get in a fight. There is also a three percent better chance you will lose the fight.
Complete List of Boozing Rules
Unofficial Bonus Tip for Step 9
AA's Step 9: "Made direct amends to such people wherever possible..."
Personalize apologies with a cake or giant cookie, as shown above!
