- "You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in."
- "A person's a person, no matter how small."
- "Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple."
- "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened!"
- "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
- "I'm sorry to say so but sadly it's true, that bang-ups and hang-ups can happen to you."
- "Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!"
- "And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed!"
- "You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose... You are the guy who'll decide where to go."
- "Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, so get on your way."
- "Fun is good!"
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